Philosophical (tongue firmly in cheek) Borderline Questions to the therapist of the universe




Q - Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
A - Until you're ready to *work* at healing, you're
           going to a *very* uncomfortable place.


Q - What if I don't want to go there?
A - Then get out of the handbasket.


Q - You make it sound easy.
A - In a way it is.  You *do* have a choice you know.


Q - Screw you!  You don't know how hard this is!
A - Back into the basket you go.


Q - I'm sorry.  Can I get out of the basket now?
A - I don't know.  Can you?


Q - You make it sound like it's all up to me - Like if
    I don't want to go to hell in a handbasket I can just
    get out.  Is that what you mean?
A - By Jove I think you've got it!


Q - But if it's so easy then why don't all borderlines do it?
A - Because it's not so easy.


Q - Wait a minute, I'm confused again.  Earlier you *did* say
    it was easy.
A - Getting out of the basket is easy.  Staying out of the
    basket is very hard.


Q - Look: I'm getting *very* frustrated with you talking in
    circles.  I want to hit a wall when I feel this way!
A - Here, relax in this basket until you feel better.


Q - I...Don't...Want...To...Be...In...The...BASKET!
A - Then do something to stay out.


Q - But I *am* doing something!  I'm talking to you!
A - I'm not your therapist.  You shouldn't just be talking
    to me.


Q - But I don't have a therapist.  I'm not crazy.
A - I didn't say you were crazy.  Is the basket comfortable?


Q - Are you saying I should get a therapist?
A - Yes, a therapist.  But first a doctor.


Q - A doctor?  But I'm not sick!
A - A physician can rule out any physical ailments that could
    be manifesting themselves as psychological maladies.  A
    doctor can also prescribe medications if needed.


Q - So all I need is a doctor, some pills and a therapist and
    I'll stay out of the basket?
A - No.


Q - So how do I stay out of the basket?
A - Choose not to get back in.


Q - You watched a lot of Kung Fu on television as a child,
    didn't you?
A - When you can walk across the DSM-IV without leaving a
    trace, you'll be recovered.

Jeff B.